Hilde: Did you read the menu?
Jerry: All right, just give me a western. (unhappy)
Elaine: How about a Big Salad?
Hilde: A big salad?
Elaine: (to George) You see?
George: Just tell her what’cha want, they'll make it for ya.
Elaine: It's a salad, only bigger, with lots of stuff in it.
Hilde: I can bring you 2 small salads.
Elaine: Could you put it in a big bowl?
Hilde: We don't have any big bowls.
Elaine: All right. Just give me a cup of decaf.
Hilde: We have Sanka.
(Elaine looks up at Hilde with subtle disbelief)
My big salad: a whole avocado, a salmon burger, black beans, tomatoes, lettuce
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